Friday, September 28, 2018

The Hampster in my Head

Tonight as I closed my eyes to sleep, my brain, previously professing to be tired, perked up like a hamster who just got a brand new extra squeaky wheel.  Then it jumped on and started spinning.  I told myself, it's just a matter of discipline.  Meditate. Breathe deep.  Think of nothing.

"HA!" laughed hamster brain who by then had gleefully added those damn habitrail tunnel things to it's imaginary kingdom.  Now hamster brain is meandering through tunnels with strange turns and twists made of pretty colors.

I think it has produced some weird imaginary hamster brain offshoot because I swear I still hear the hamster wheel squeaking in the background.... oh wait.  That was just Doug farting.

Forget everything you just read.

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