A second coworker:
The second coworker again while in a private meeting.
CW2: (Randomly out of nowhere) "You know every time I look at you, I notice that your upper lip comes to a point like a little bird beak." She then squeezes her own upper lip and says, "cheep cheep"
Me: (brain again goes into gridlock because part one wants to point out all of HER physically notable aspects like her huge butt, the flat squishy spot on her upper lip, or maybe her rubbery gross lower lip- and the other part is busy being astonished at the absolute lack of professionalism)
CW2: "(still squeezing the upper lip) Just like a baby bird......"
Me: .....(thinking to myself, "I live in a bizarre sitcom. That has to be what is going on here.")